Jokes!


We thought you might like a chance to share your favourite jokes with everyone so we've created the 'Jokes!' page just for that! 

 

Send us any that you think will make us giggle! Who knows, the best jokes may even win you a little prize!
 

 

Here are some of our favourites:

 

What did the traffic light say to the car?

"DON'T LOOK, I'M CHANGING!"

(From Hannah Bridewell)

 

What do you call a bee that is always complaining?

A grumble bee!

What do you call Batman and Robin if they get run over by a bulldozer?

Flatman and Ribbon!

 What do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole?

LOST!

What dog smells of onions?

A hot dog!

 What did the elf use to make him taller?
He used elf raising flour.

                                                   What shoes do frogs wear?

Open-TOAD sandals!


 

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Elastic - because it stretches.

 

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